Super belated birthday presents

So about two months have passed since my birthday, and finally I receive my presents from my two best-est friends, ya? Haha. Thanks anyway, gals.

I got this real nice perlini silver pendant from Sharon.



Nice. I got Father Joe to bless it on Sunday. Took him quite a while to realise he was blessing a calvary pendant. Funny.

Oh yah, and Esther got me this t-shirt.



Its so me, right? With the words and all. My mum was amused by it. My dad was glaring at the shirt. That's because a new shirt means having to buy a new jacket to go with it. Buying a new jacket means having to buy a new handbag to match. With a new handbag, I need new shoes. Ooooo... headache.

Sooooo, anyway, Esther's present came with a birthday card.



7 Reasons why women prefer wine to men.



1. You can share wine with your friends.
2. A good wine isn't hard to find.
3. You can have more than one glass of wine and won't feel cheap.
4. You don't have to keep telling a glass of wine that it's the best you've ever had.
5. You don't have to sleep with a bottle of wine just because you have had dinner with it.
6. A glass of wine won't show you up in front of your friends.
7. If you don't fancy a glass of wine it won't think you're a lesbian.

However, let me tell you, girls, there's something a guy can do which a bottle of wine can't.

Men can catch cockroaches. Your wine can't.

So don't let go of your man.

Yeah!